Crime & Redemption

Sometimes, crime gets too far. Sometimes, it gets stopped at the right moment. You choose.

These dogs had some feeling for Justice...

Sometimes, lawmakers get fitting punishment for laws they create, like this one.

"Strengere Vorschriften" nutzlos, wenn...

man verurteilten Verbrechern sogar noch die Aufenthaltsbewilligung behalten lässt, denn Gefägnis schreckt die allermeisten Straftäter aus dem Balkan nicht wirklich ab - können sie allerdings nicht mehr legal in einem willigen Gastland wohnen, stört die das für gewöhnlich mehr.

Les Belges protègent les criminels

Il semble presque qu'une proféssion deviendra une proféssion sans risque en Belgique - cambrioleur.

1 Million US-$ for a year in jail

Recently read in a mail from securityfocus.com:

Und die Kuh, sagt die "Muh"?

Es scheint doch ganz so, dass es auf diesem Planeten einiges an Perverslingen gibt. Einige treiben's mit Kindern, andere zwingen andere erwachsene Zweibeiner dazu, und wieder andere werden wegen der Triebbefriedigung an Kühen verurteilt

Take out the trash!

Sometimes, Darwin gets his way and Heaven is filled with fresh souls.  Seems the "Peine Forte et Dure" is particularly effective at it.

Eine Mail kann schon Spam sein

Manchmal fragt man sich, wieso Juristen offenbar die Welt regieren. Schickt doch ein Gewerbetreibender eines seiner Angebote an einen Anwalt, so wie er so häufig tut.

Die meisten Leute haben gegen solche Parasiten ziemlich gute Filter und fühlen sich belästigt. Und auch rein technisch ist ein Spam ein Spam genauso wie ein Stück papierner Werbemüll ein Stück papierner Werbemüll.

Actress dies after seeing gun

Wow, I hadn't seen that for a long time. Show your gun and die. As described here. If that's a real actress and not just some Telenovelas junk actress, she's certainly seen a gun during the course of her work, unless Mexican movies industry is even more bleeding-heart liberal than the US gun industry.

Call and ye shall come!

Some people don't get it.

If you post "Donuts for free", you'll have a bazillion people lining up to feed themselves with that junk.

If you put up a sign "No guns", you can be sure that you just did the equivalent, just for crooks and criminals which are always on the lookout for easy targets (like politicians). And as predicted, it happened, since gun-free utopia doesn't even exist in places that did ban handguns, like Tony Blaris fiefdom.

Can the inspectors, get filmed by your own surveillance cameras in the act

Sometimes, one asks himself whether people are really that dumb.

Like that California meat plant owner. Seems like he killed a few meat plant inspectors when he got too many controls in his factory.

However, he didn't factor in that his very own surveillance cameras filmed the act. Of course, somehow, the investigation later found out he did it, and that's why they're going to can him for that crime.

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