Socialism Explained

How the mechanics work on the inside to rot the society on the outside

In the Netherlands, the inmates must be running the asylum

This one is worthy.

After having read that a sparrow managed to topple 23'000 domino stones, and got a religious service for it's untimely expiry at the hands of a air rifle sniper, we have even better news.

Diese Steuer stopf Löcher...

aber vermutlich nicht die, dessen Stopfung sie verhindern soll. 

On the sixteenth day, the rioters gave the French

Sixteen pretexts to give in to their demands,
Fifteen blackened roadsigns,
Fourteen broken curfews,
Thirteen burnt warehouses,
Twelve burnt kindergartens,
Eleven beaten old white men,
Ten destroyed factories,
Nine burnt synagogues,
Eight school arsons,
Seven overturned busses,
Six burning cars,
Five daily prayers,
Four Kalashnikovs,
Three stoned cop cars,
Two dead punks
and a Muslim cuckoo in a French nest.

On the fifteenth day, the rioters gave the French

Fifteen blackened roadsigns,
Fourteen broken curfews,
Thirteen burnt warehouses,
Twelve burnt kindergartens,
Eleven beaten old white men,
Ten destroyed factories,
Nine burnt synagogues,
Eight school arsons,
Seven overturned busses,
Six burning cars,
Five daily prayers,
Four Kalashnikovs,
Three stoned cop cars,
Two dead punks
and a Muslim cuckoo in a French nest. 

Riots cooling down

As numerous news sources have reported, the riots in France are cooling down.

On the fourteenth day, the rioters gave the French

Fourteen broken curfews,
Thirteen burnt warehouses,
Twelve burnt kindergartens,
Eleven beaten old white men,
Ten destroyed factories,
Nine burnt synagogues,
Eight school arsons,
Seven overturned busses,
Six burning cars,
Five daily prayers,
Four Kalashnikovs,
Three stoned cop cars,
Two dead punks
and a Muslim cuckoo in a French nest. 

Burning your neighbors car is civil disobedience

Seems like we have even more apologists than expected. After the French media adopted the tactic of mukasutsu  regarding the riots and the number of burnt cars.

On the thirteenth night, the rioters gave the French

Thirteen burnt warehouses,
Twelve burnt kindergartens,
Eleven beaten old white men,
Ten destroyed factories,
Nine burnt synagogues,
Eight school arsons,
Seven overturned busses,
Six burning cars,
Five daily prayers,
Four Kalashnikovs,
Three stoned cop cars,
Two dead punks
and a Muslim cuckoo in a French nest.

On the twelfth night the rioters gave the French

Twelve burnt kindergartens,
Eleven beaten old white men,
Ten destroyed factories,
Nine burnt synagogues,
Eight school arsons,
Seven overturned busses,
Six burning cars,
Five daily prayers,
Four Kalashnikovs,
Three stoned cop cars,
Two dead punks
and a Muslim cuckoo in a French nest. 

Waive the White Flag

Seems like the French have found 'French' solutions to the riots:

On the eleventh night the rioters gave the French

Eleven beaten old white men,
Ten destroyed factories,
Nine burned synagogues,
Eight school arsons,
Seven overturned busses,
Six burning cars,
Five daily prayers,
Four Kalashnikovs,
Three stoned cop cars,
Two dead punks
and a Muslim cuckoo in a French nest.

Rioters just very stupid

Now the rioters even start burning their own jobs, and their only way to economic salvation.

On the tenth night the rioters gave the French

Ten destroyed factories,
Nine burned synagogues,
Eight school arsons,
Seven overturned busses,
Six burning cars,
Five daily prayers,
Four Kalashnikovs,
Three stoned cop cars,
Two dead punks
and a Muslim cuckoo in a French nest. 

On the ninth night the rioters gave the French

Nine burned synagogues,
Eight school arsons,
Seven overturned busses,
Six burning cars,
Five daily prayers,
Four Kalashnikovs,
Three stoned cop cars,
Two dead punks
and a Muslim cuckoo in a French nest.

Krankenkassenprämien - BOHICA!

Nachdem man es dann allenthalben wieder mal vernommen hat, kommt so sicher wie Weihnachten auch jedes Jahr eine mehr oder weniger starke Erhöhung der Krankenkassenprämien.  Zu lesen u.a. im Blick. Und natürlich, um die Zahlen zu schönen, wurde auch nur vom Standardprodukt, der Prämie mit 300 Franken Selbstbehalt gesprochen. Bei den Leuten, die scheinbar so asozial sind und schon einen höheren Selbstbehalt in Kauf nehmen, wird man noch gleich einmal stärker zur Kasse gebeten. So was nennt man "Solidaritätsbeitrag" oder ähnlich.

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