'Great' Britain

The UK have been screwed long since, and it's not a marxist Brownie that started it...

How to make sure every Asylum 'seeker' wants to go to Britain

There has been a huge discussion about the nightly attempts by Africans in Calais to get a lift on a lorry or the trains passing through the Eurotunnel. However, nobody has shed a light on the reason why every migrant tries to get onto the British isles instead of staying in France where they would be perfectly well protected from persecution. And as usual, for a simple problem, there's a simple reason:

The British electric grid has just 1.2% of spare capacity

Even in the united kingdom, green energy polices, and the fabled 'Energiewende' have left a trail of devastation. If the next Winter should be unseasonably cold, there's a fair chance the power grid will go down:

Without the new emergency measures, the grid would have had just 1.2 per cent of spare capacity during the coldest, darkest evenings in the coming winter.

How immigration from Africa is bleeding the NHS dry

Even the UK government now has to admit that HIV-infected Africans are costing the British taxpayer (in Britain, your taxes finance the health system, it's not some sort of health insurance system) a whole lot of money:

Nevertheless, in 2013, an estimated 38,700 black-Africans were HIV positive and this group constitutes two- thirds (65%, 38,700) of all heterosexual people living with HIV.

Now a criminal in the UK can be punished with 'victim empathy courses'

Burgarize one home in the UK, get a slap on the wrist.

Burglarize 50 homes, you maybe get a jail sentence.

However, if you burglarize more than 200 homes, you will get a 'victim empathy course':

A serial thief who admitted committing more than 200 burglaries in just two years has avoided jail and been ordered to attend a ‘victim empathy course’, it was revealed today.

Luxurious gypsy hotels in Bath, UK

One is wondering how the the Bath council, permanently short on cash, can afford this:

But this £1.6million caravan site has been built by a council to provide a permanent home for just eight traveller families.

That's 200000 GBP per gypsy family. And it's built to high standards that aren't afforded to the normal British council house inhabitant:

The family of "Jihadi John" - a clan of benefits leeches and asylum fraudsters

Everybody knows about the 'plight' of a ISIS terrorist with a nice eastern Londonian dialect who's been the star of various abominable movies where he decapitates victims in order spread the peaceful message of islam. However, what is less known is that he and his family have fleeced the British tax payer to the tune of 400000 pounds:

Driving around drunk with nine previous convictions and without license gets you no jail...

...as long as you 're-find' islam:

An unlicensed drink-driver who was three times over the limit when he crashed a friend's car has walked free after a court heard he had re-found Islam and was living a more pious life.

A crime which in the UK, usually gives you a suspended jail sentence. Unless of course, you had various run-ins with the law:

And now, schools can be 'too white'

It's not enough not to be racist these days in jolly old Britain, but your school must now fulfill a quota of non-white-skinned students in order not to undergo some 'diversity training' or such:

Payhembury Primary in Devon was criticised by Ofsted for being insufficiently ‘multicultural’.

If you're a hardcore criminal, just pretent to be gay

...and thus prevent getting deported:

An illegal immigrant who stabbed a 15-year-old  schoolboy to death less than a year after arriving in Britain cannot be deported because he claims to be gay, judges ruled yesterday.

When a slope is not just a non-vertical hillside

What would one think if he heard the sentence

'That is a proud moment, but there's a slope on it'

The Environment Agency is more concerned about gays than about flood defenses

What would one expect from an outfit called 'Environment Agency' to spend it's money on? Maybe flood defences? Hire ships to dredge rivers? Nope, not quite:

How Brussels gives incentives to flood homes

Since last December, a good part of England is mostly unter water due to torrential rains and eternal bad weather.

However, part of the disaster could have been averted by doing something very simple - dredging rivers. This was not done on the Thames river thanks to a 'rare mollusc':

How to turn 'travellers' into benefits-scrounging settlers

If one wants to solve the asocial behavior problems and the cost associated with 'travellers' (i.e. gypsies), one should not commit the following mistake:

The only 'trade' of trade unions is to fleece the taxpayer

It's quite incredible to see what trade unions are capable of these days, especially in Britain (but they are the same bunch almost everywhere else in Europe):

The Unite union is offering to teach unemployed Romanians and Bulgarians how to claim benefits in Britain.

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