Sometimes, I'm partially sympathetic to the acts of leftists and greenies - like these two blokes:

Argentines Francisco Lotero, 56, and Miriam Coletti, 23, shot their children before killing themselves after making an apparent suicide pact over fears about global warming.

The only problem is the sequence here. Remember the following thing if you're a lefty or believe in climate change:

1. Shoot yourself first.
2. If your significant other is a leftist or a climate change believer, shoot that person first, and then yourself.
3. If you didn't screw up by shooting through your temple (shooting through the eye socket is much safer), do not shoot your kids.

This way, you will spare Gaia some CO2 while letting those that want to live, live. The dead son is a pity, but the parents choose it for themselves, they just royally screwed up the procedure, as it is often with greenies.

It is estimated that if every leftist and greenie shot himself today, the whole world could fulfill the Kyoto and Copenhagen CO2 reduction goals faster than in the governments wildest dreams.