I'm sooooo evil! Black Helicopters will locate your office premises and blow you to bits. The Cabal will just shoot you!

If you clicked this link, you just exhibited that you have not lost all capacity of a functional understanding of the English language. Which in itself is already an achievement judging from the business practices you engage in.

You're probably skahing in fear, believing that the internet community will shoot you as soon as possible for your most 'ethikul' way to advertise your business (while of course offloading the cost of advertising to third parties). That a bunch of evil black men will get you and do what they did with Marsellus Wallace in 'Pulp Fiction' in that cellar.

The Lumber Cartel will get you tonight while you're sleeping.
We will come and get you and deport you to Spamtamano Bay.

If you just really believed this, you probably forgot to see a shrink in the last few years and test for irony and humor. Just to make sure you got the message about The Lumber Cartel and the Internet Cabal, click the links. And read. If you don't get it, I suggest taking some advanced reading courses, as well. And in case you still haven't noticed what the whole stuff is about, best is you read the description to see what it is all about.

And just to note: So far, no spammers have been shot unless they either angered somebody over a stock scam or fraud (the case in the
US is very vague, but the dead spammer probably found out what happens if you commit fraud against persons which don't really joke about money), and none of their business premises have been flattened by black helicopters (at least in Western Europe and the US; I'm not so sure if you happen to be on the wrong side of the fence in Israel), but a fire shorted out one telemarketing company already. Sometimes, the Lord has mysterious ways. At least it wasn't the Lumber Cartel, and thus in consequence not me neither.

If the Lord decides to put an end to an annoyance on the Internet, a gasoline truck crashing into the building of a spam operation, or some military jets mistaking the building of a spam operation for a training target, so be it. But I'll let this up to pure hazard.