If you photoshop, do it RIGHT the first time

A few people have started using photoshop lately. Not a bad thing, as the results can be absolutely hilarious.

However, if you try to manipulate a large audience, expect some connaisseurs to be amongst them. Especially, if you publish pictures unseen, like this one:

See that repetitive smoke pattern? Anybody who ever lit a grill, or a camp fire, knows smoke can't rise in such a pattern. Also, the analysis shows a few more disturbing things:

From LGF, with eternal thanks

If one looks at the picture with the red frames, things start to stink very badly. Like the rotten, putrid corpses hidden in the allegedly IAF-caused building collapse in Qana last Sunday. And if it doesn't stink because your olfactory senses are out of commission due to a bad cold, you'll probably notice the nice pattern, and remember having seen something similar in a mosque.

Bingo, it's the same photographer that also pictured Mr "Green Helmet" holding the press prostitutebaby corpse, Adnan Hajj, whose name is a tell-tale sign of his religion and his affiliations! If this mess isn't what breaks the credibility on pro-Hezbollah reporting, then we probably need Mr Göbbels again.

If you positively need to photoshop something, have a look at this example:

From C&R, thanks to Patrick al-Kafir

If you need instructions on how to do it, you can read it up here. Maybe Mr Hajj should have done that as well, although I doubt he will be as good as the blogger on C&R.

If you need more, have a look at Hot Air.

And at least Reuters now finally admits the picture was doctored.

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